It's evidently racist to throw a banana at a Brazilian!
I suffered some ridicule over that fact I blogged about sport rather than my wedding...
... the truth is, the Proteas cut me real deep. I was gutted, and I wanted the world to know! I wanted you to understand my emotion as if I was reaching out from a deep, dark and lonely bunker of self pity...
... Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha! LMFAO!
Seriously, Readers, I'm so over it!
It's exciting. Can't wait. Unfortunately, that's the kuk part... waiting.
We have a year to get through. What with all that's going on in the world... War, waves and weird whasabi, a wedding here or there wouldn't be a bad thing! Generally, they're happy times.
The world needs a wedding!
So I guess we'll have to settle for Will and Kate, or is it Kate and Will?
The Noisiest Silent Proposal Ever
3 days ago